Crawford toe

Crawford with turf toe for real?
Is the turf at the Garden ideal?
Or is it grass he's been smoking
You've got to be joking
That the Knicks signed this guy to a deal
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Carlos times 2

Carlos Delgado a Met would be nice
Since Beltran requests such a price
But we Met fans believe
Minaya won't leave
Till he's got Carlos signatures twice
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Eli the Great

Just thinking about Eli the Great

And how Giants fans would debate

Which Manning is better

As they got wetter and wetter

Until they figured it out way too late

 

Hockey and Dinosaurs

There once a sport on the ice

Were Canadiens and Yankees played nice

But I think it's extinct

though the Rangers still stink

Cause the owners couldn't get a fair price.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                                       

Kidd Carter

The New Jersay Nets are alive
And though now barely top 25
With Carter and Kidd
And Mourning good 'rid
Can again make a division champ drive
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Tinker to Evans

Nick Johnson to Reyes to Wright
Is keeping me up every night
If Minaya can trick
Les Nationales for Nick
And the field is rearranged left to right
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Knick Knacks

A thought on the Knicks for a few
From a consummate New York Jew
Now that Chanukkah's done
And the Knicks are Number 1
Are there any more miracles left to do
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Sox I'm Not

Pedro said Sox I will not
Resign when Omar has got
One more year guaranteed
And a regular feed
Of NL pitchers and rot
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Brave Old World

If Smoltz is a starter again
Will Rocker come out of the pen
Or will Kolb be the sap
To close games with crap
But lose them when men should be men?
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Sox Envy

From Pedro to Manny, that's Wright
Forgive the mis-spelling tonight
If the Mets can employ them
I'll gladly applaud them
From last place to first, overnight
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Giamboid

Bonds' head looks like a melon
But Steinbrenner's the convicted felon
So Shef will still play
While Giambi's sent away
All the while, Bonds' head is still swelling
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Pedro the Met

Minaya, Bring Pedro to Queens

It's a recurring thought in my dreams

Pedro, Glavine and Trax

Anna Benson in the Sack

The thought nearly brings me to creams

 

The Wrong Stuff

You ask if the Yanks ever will learn
As they begin the ol' crash and burn
That old wood is dead wood
and fool's money's no good
As they take another Wrong Turn